Yesterday a Sweedish bank Depot was robbed by an operation that was straight outta Mission Impossible. Helicopters rollin' in hot, dropping mercenaries down into a cash safehouse with circular saws and shotguns? Yes please. Was Krieger in the helicopter while Ethan Hunt and Luther were wrecking shit in the bank?
In all honesty the only people to blame for this is the bank, how are you going to have an all glass pyramid rooftop in your bank depot and NOT get robbed? Theres never been a more blatant invitation to take all the contents of a building than making it secured by a see-through and breakable roof. Why don't you just keep the doors unlocked and have 1 inept night guard with a drinking problem out front? These bank robbers should be given a monetary reward by the executives of this bank for pointing out such an obvious and dumb security risk. Well I guess they kinda did...they got away with the 5 million dollars but they had to take what was rightfully theirs.
Seriously in 2 years this story will become a Michael Bay movie with Daniel Craig as the lead and some sexy Sweedish actress like Malin Ackerman as the token smoke who just dishes out poon to everyone in the heist, bank on it.
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