"A man wearing a Darth Vader mask and cape robbed a Chase bank branch on Long Island on Thursday, police said. The thief entered a branch in Setauket at 11:30 a.m. and demanded money from a teller. But instead of using a light saber, "Darth" threatened the teller with a semiautomatic gun. The Darth Vader thief, described as between 6 feet and 6 feet 2 inches tall, then took off running. In addition to the mask and cape, he was also wearing camouflage pants. The teller gave the robber some cash from the drawer. A customer started to battle Vader inside the bank. Det. Sgt. William Lamb of the Suffolk County Police Department says, "They got into a bit of a physical altercation. No one was hurt."He headed east through the bank's parking lot and then jumped on a bicycle and took off." via http://www.myfoxny.com/dpp/news/offbeat/darth-vader-robs-bank-on-long-island-20100722-akdClick the link for video footage.
Well what do you expect? That Death Star hasn't been fully operational since like the 3rd movie, and there have been 3 more movies made since. George Lucas is bathing in cash, where's Darth's cut? Hes got big plans, he has dreams and ambitions too, pay the man. Seriously though, this was developing into one bad-ass heist story, Darth rolling in hot, guns blazing, demanding cash, beating up innocent bystanders but then it tailed off at the end when the Sith Lord's getaway vehicle was a Huffy...that shit is just straight soft Darth.
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